Genesis 21:6 -- Sarah said, "God has brought me laughter, and
everyone who hears about this will laugh with me."
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TWO LITTLE BOYS
A couple had two little boys, ages
8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that
if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.
The parents were at their
wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in
disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.
The husband said, 'We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed to speak
with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat the boy down
and asked him sternly,'Where is God?'
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even
sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook
his finger in the boy's face, 'WHERE IS GOD?'
At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home, slamming
himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother replied,
'We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.'
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Video of Note
A More Real...Love Story by Christian Comedian Anita Renfroe
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AUGUST BIBLE WORD SCRAMBLE
Please unscramble the words below.
Eniarfp _______________
- A vessel in which incense
was burned during worship ceremonies in the tabernacle (Exod. 27:31)
Yhmeplasb ______________
- The art of reviling, cursing, or showing
contempt toward God. This was considered a capital offense by the Jewish people, punishable by death.
Aeumjrsle __________________
- the religious and political
capital of the Jewish people.
Vlea
fo Dimisd _____________ ____ ______________
- a valley of tar pits near the Dead Sea where Sodom and Gomorrah were
located (Gen 14.2-10)
Ksnieos _________________
– Relating to the dual nature of Christ –
His divinity and humanity. Citing Phil. 2:7, advocates of this theory claim that God’s Son laid aside or “emptied
himself” of certain divine attributes when He became human. (wow!)
Risaupoa _____________
Parousia – A Greek word which refers to the second coming of Christ
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eniarfp, yhmeplasb, Aeumjrsle, Vlea fo Dimisd, Ksnieos, Risaupoa
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